what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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