I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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