making cat noises will not fix the situation.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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