Your tits are I can't wait for
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
