I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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