i barfeds in our rink
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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