i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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