i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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