So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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