How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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