in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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