love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
