Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My day in three words: secret purse cake
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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