How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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