I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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