i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I can't put those talents on a resume
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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