whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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