i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Randomize
