i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize