Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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