I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I checked into jail on foursquare
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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