guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Enjoy the penises
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize