you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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