its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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