And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
