i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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