Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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