kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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