Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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