I hate all girls vehemently.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
