Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Actions speak louder than pants.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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