Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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