party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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