Don't you send me to vm
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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