She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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