Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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