I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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