I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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