thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I can text with my tongue
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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