so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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