Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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