Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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