Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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