I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
