It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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