they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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