i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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