When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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