Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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