i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
