what if I'm pregnant?
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some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We are two peas in an std pod
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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