Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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