No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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