4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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