I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Sext me about skeletons
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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