Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
