How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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