Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Come see our sink grown plant.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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